Hey all. Don’t assume things about other people’s health. And keep being awesome and beautiful. See you next week!
↓ TranscriptSam stand beside a girl with dark braided hair in their self-defense class. The girl has her arms crossed and is rolling her eyes.
TEACHER (off-panel): Ok girls, today we’re going to practice throws. Now, I know some of you aren’t quite as, uh, fit, as others, but don’t be intimidated.
SAM: Oh, was he SERIOUSLY looking at me when he said “fit”?
GIRL: You don’t have to get all offended, I’m sure he’s just trying to be helpful.
SAM: Helpful? How?
GIRL: It doesn’t hurt to care about your health.
SAM: What does he know about my health? What to YOU know about it? I’m a vegetarian. I rode my bike four miles to this class!
GIRL: You know what I mean.
The teacher bends behind Sam with one arm around her, as if he’s grabbing her. She hold his arm, preparing to throw him to the ground.
TEACHER: Ok, Samantha, just use your hips. Heh, you’ve got plenty to work (Sam throws the teacher much higher than he expects, he flies through the air) wiuuhhauOOF.
The girl is looking down at the unseen teacher. Sam walks out of the scene.
SAM: I apologize for the inevitable unsightly bruise… and also, I quit.