WREN: Hey Eve! Tonight’s the night!
EVE: Thanks again for putting this together, Wren.
WREN: It’s nothing. We love the place, all of us. Besides, it’s going to be really fun!
EVE: I hope so! I told all my friends and Sophie told all her friends.
WREN: So did I, and so did Maria and Sam and Candice.
EVE: Gee, do you think thirty chairs is enough?
WREN: Well, our Facebook event said forty-three people are coming...
Later, Wren looks out at the two guests, Eve's wife and Maria's brother, and twenty-eight empty chairs.
WREN, finished her statement: But you can’t really rely on that stuff.
Tell me about it. I’ve worked with a number of non-profits, and my dorm activities committee.
Yegods. I feel good when three or four people show up.