MARIA: Hey, sorry I’m late. I wanted to change after church. Are you guys ready to talk comics?
SAM: We WERE but APPARENTLY I’m some kind of IGNORANT PEASANT for using the phrase “yeti soldiersâ€.
MARIA: ...Ok. Where's Wren?
SAM: She stormed into the other room to escape my STUPID.
MARIA: Listen. I’m having a bad day. I get that Sam can be a snob sometimes, but can you just be the bigger person and put your issues with her aside for forty-five minutes?
WREN: Did you HEAR what she called wookies? I don’t think she’s ever SEEN Star Wars!
MARIA: Seriously? You are such a hypocrite. Who cares if she’s never seen Star Wars? Hell, we haven’t watched the original trilogy since we were preparing for Episode I. That was like, ten years ago.
WREN: What? No. That can’t be right. We - ten years? That’s not true. That’s impossible...
MARIA: Search your feelings, jerk, you know it to be true.
WREN: NO! NOOO!
HAHAHA! This is so great!
Someday I must use the last line of this strip in real life.
What? No “DREN”, “DROKK”, or “SMEG”? Howabout “SNUT” – or is that too old-school?