Riot Nrrd

Maria sits in the office of her priest.
MARIA: I’m sorry to bother you, Father.
FATHER ROGER: No problem – Maria, was it? I’m always glad to see young people taking interest in the Church. What can I do for you?
MARIA: I just had a… theological question. But it’s embarrassing.

FATHER ROGER: Don’t worry, I’m here to help.
MARIA: Well… is it a sin to buy a Bible from a gay bookstore?

FATHER ROGER: Wha… uh, I don’t know that… ahem… why were you in a gay bookstore in the first place, child?
MARIA: I was in the bookstore in town, on East Street. Bluestockings?
FATHER ROGER: There’s a GAY bookstore, HERE?
MARIA: Am, am I going to hell, Father?

FATHER ROGER: No, I think this is, perhaps, God’s work. I thank you for bringing this to my attention. I’m sorry to cut this short, I have to make some calls…
MARIA: No problem, Father. I do, too...